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Photo by Sharon Pittaway on Unsplash
In a bold move against the tyranny of sustainability, we proudly introduce PistolPacking – the world’s most environmentally unfriendly shipping option. Why minimise your carbon footprint when you can have your items delivered with the maximum possible environmental impact?
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At PistolPacking, we're turning the table on eco-friendly practices. Simply choose your product, and we'll ensure it takes the longest, most pollution-intensive route possible. We exclusively use vehicles running on diesel, ensure each item travels through at least five logistical hubs (regardless of origin and destination proximity), and guarantee each package is wrapped in an excessive amount of unrecyclable materials.
At PistolPacking, we’re committed to walking (or driving, rather extensively) down the path least eco-friendly. No effort is spared in ensuring our service strives for the zenith (or nadir, depending on your view) of environmental disregard.
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