Broctalks

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Finally, vegetables your kids will listen to.

Introducing Broctalks, the groundbreaking service that combines the nutritional power of vegetables with the inspiring force of motivational speeches. Because nothing says "You can do it!" quite like a talking carrot.

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How It Works

Download our app and select your veggie of choice. Each vegetable comes with its own unique set of motivational speeches, from “Climbing the Stalk of Success” by Cornelius Corn to “Being Green in a Brown World” by Benny Broccoli. Just place your phone next to your kid's dinner plate, hit play, and watch as they’re mesmerized into eating their greens by the green itself. Because if there’s one thing kids love more than video games, it’s emotionally eloquent eggplants.

Features

  • 🌽
    A wide array of vegetables, each with its own riveting backstory and dreams.
  • 👂
    Speeches tailored to encourage kids of all ages to finish their veggies... and their homework.
  • 🎤
    Customizable speeches that let you add your child’s name for that personal touch.

About Us

Broctalks was founded on one simple premise: that speechifying rutabagas could change the world, one kid at a time. Our mission is to make every meal a Ted Talk and every child a believer in the power of pea persuasion.

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