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HitchFund isn't a real company. This company — along with the rest on this site — is fictional, and was authored in collaboration with a highly-trained text generation model 🤖✍️.

Tech companies can be a little outrageous. Peppy & hyperbolic marketing can feel inauthentic. Grandiose visions or impossibly narrow niches are the norm. Saasy SaaS digs into these tropes, and ironically is built using the buzziest of tech buzzwords: machine learning ⚙️👩‍🏫.

Hopefully this made you laugh — if so, send me a note at hello@sassysaas.com. Built by Adam Kidder.

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