Losing your lunch hour is no fun.

Our two hour window is the perfect time to get your work done: no need to find a bathroom, no need to spend time in the bathroom, and best of all - no need to lose your lunch!

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How It Works

We have a network of eager poop-or-choke specialists ready to help you. Choose a time that suits you, and a professional poop-or-choker will arrive at your office within the next two hours. They'll take care of everything, and will even have fresh coffee waiting for when you are done.

About Us

Poop-or-choke was founded by a group of like-minded individuals that believe in the power of a poop-or-choke. In fact, we poop-or-choke on the job ourselves.

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