HitchFund

In the wise world of modern love and fiscal responsibility, who says you can’t marry your affection with exceptional investment strategy? Enter HitchFund, the world’s first fiancé-financing fintech that revolutionizes the antiquated practice of proposing. Why spend three months' salary on a ring when you could be leveraging that capital into potentially lucrative investments? With HitchFund, propose with the promise of a future ROI, rather than a flashy stone.

• Put a portfolio on it!

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1. Enroll and enter the amount you would’ve splurged on a diamond ring.
2. Dive into our plethora of “Symbolic Investment Options” ranging from tech startups to avocado farms (a more sustainable symbol of your enduring love).
3. Present your partner with a portfolio, literally. Nothing says I'm committed like an NFT of an uncut diamond and share certificates.
4. Brag about how you’re turning societal norms into net worth. Romantic dinner conversation just got upgraded.
5. Rotate between swiping through your portfolio and your partner’s heart conditions.

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  In-laws impressed with financial prowess checkbox
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  Access to our acclaimed "How to Get Your Partner On Board With Not Having a Physical Ring" handbook.
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  Direct trade option: Turn any eventual grievances by your significant other into a journey to customize your carbon footprint in the diamond industry with our lab-grown alternatives.
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  Proposals met with more "Let's discuss our investment strategy" and less "Oh my God, yes!"

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